Cynthia Returns! Huzzah!!

CYNTHIA RETURNS! Take heart, mortals, for even as we delve deep into a dungeon, CYNTHIA WEATHERWAX rejoins us! This season, we seek ASCENSION, & she is now a full Mistress of the Woodly Arts! Perhaps she shall share some ascension secrets—along with, of course, a hexologic MONOLOGUE! Be there, Friday 8PT on Twitch!

Until then, to reacquaint thyselves with Cynthia, please guzzle deeply these eight WEATHERWAX FACTS!

1. Cynthia Weatherwax is an accomplished witch, expert hexologist & monologist, & now, MISTRESS OF THE WOODLY ARTS.

2. Cynthia has appeared on more episodes of WizWorld LIVE than anyone except myself or Summersbane, & she has not yet tired of our company.

3. Mistress Weatherwax is immortal, but ‘tis rude to attempt to discern her exact age. She is old enough to have survived the dastardly Protestant witch-burning mania, & also old enough to hex anyone who wishes to attempt a number.

4. ‘Tis prophesied that she shall be the one to end Jimmy Fallon
   ‘s career.

5. In addition to wood, she claims dominion over EUCHRE. Euchre Tarot sprang fully-formed from her mind; & she has e’en inscribed a perfect Loner Hand upon her flesh, that Euchre may live forever.

6. The 1700s were her “wild era.”

7. When our show was confined to a theatre, Cynthia often brought helpful witchy recipes, with potions & salves & medicaments meant to help extend life, or taste bad.

8. She was directly involved with, but cannot speak about, the Tunguska Blast of 1909.

I hope these tidbits whet thine appetites for a classic MONOLOGUE, & perhaps inspire some favorite Cynthia memories of thine own? If so, please share them in a comment on the “web version!” I am sure she will wish to know how deeply she has been missed, during her long & fruitful arboreal apprenticeship!

Thank ye all for reading along, to all the Weatherwaxites out there, & to all who can & do spare $5 monthly to support our many magickal works! I hope ye shall join us Friday 8PT, not only for Cynthia’s return, but also for our live DUNGEON CRAWL! Treasure, ascension, monologues, ‘tis all happening Friday! BE THERE.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Dungeoneer