Cyber Monday Massacre

CYBER MONDAY—one of the grimmest recent mortal “holidays,” a savage whirlwind of greed & exploitation! I say—FIE UPON CYBER MONDAY. I find the entire concept repugnant—& refuse to “celebrate!” Nay, I spend the day in violent contemplation. Guide my most anti-mechanical hand, General Ludd!

To further smash this worthless fauxliday, rather than thrust coupons in thy face & demand payment, I offer instead…

The WizWorld Freed Merchandise Archive!

Oyez, mortals! To dishonor foul CYBER MONDAY, ye may now absorb liberated designs to manufacture thine own WIZWORLD MERCHANDISE! This archive includes fifteen different designs—including a couple of “Doom Room” favorites! Suitable for printing onto stickers, shirts, iron-on transfer paper, & treasured pieces of vellum! Find them by pressing magically upon these very words.

I provided each design in normal & reversed versions, as some media & methods require backward print. Many have text, but in most cases, ye can easily erase the text, if ye would prefer to simply have the art.

Please note two rules regarding use:

1. NO PROFITEERING. Ye may not sell thine sanctioned bootlegs for money. As I provide them freely to thee, so ye must only provide them freely in return.

2. NO EVIL USAGE. Ye may not employ these designs to express anything hateful nor anything creepy. I expect this shall not be an issue for any regular Scriptorium readers, but in case some foul villain later finds this, the InstaGoblins counseled me to “cover mine arse.”

I hope ye evade “sales pressure” to-day, mortals. & I hope ye find those designs useful—if ye craft anything with them, please be sure to let us all see it!

Thank ye to all who read these dispatches, & of course to the growing throng of generous mortals who can & do support our works with upgrades here in the Scriptorium! I shall write ye again Wednesday with news of this week’s guest-packed episode, & the opening of this year’s YULETIDE ADVENTURE! Until then—be safe, be well, & remember to utilize the code “LUDDITESARISE” when smashing a checkout.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, ᛚᚢᛞᛞᛗᚪᚾᚾ