Collapsing Ceiling, 'Twas a Metaphor

Good afternoon, mortals! Thank ye for joining us in such joy last night, reunited not only with Cynthia Weatherwax but Summersbane as well! If ye missed the high-budget revelation of Summersbane’s fate—if ye missed a short-yet-somehow-deep monologue—if ye missed the action-packed WEATHERWAX REPORT—behold the replay, right here!

Cynthia’s ceiling did indeed collapse, “for real” as ye say, during the show. Fear not—she rested comfortably ‘neath a dry shrub for the night, in clean air.

NOW—as promised, I flogged several InstaGoblins into swiftly editing & publishing a sponsor video from last night! Ye demanded it, & they suffered miserably to please ye. Let their sacrifices not be in vain! Observe a cautionary message from Hank Williams, Jr. & the Department of Homeland Security, now on You-Tube & all of our other so-called “social media”:

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & think contractorly thoughts for Cynthia…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Ceiling-Averse