Blood Bowling + February Forecast

GREETINGS, MORTALS—& happy Wizard Wednesday! This Friday, 8PM Pacific, we go BLOOD BOWLING with Hunter & Caitlin at https://twitch.tv/wizworldlive! Join us for the inside scoop on America’s fastest-growing bloodsport, & learn about life as an ORC! I foresee a lot of fun—but that’s not all…

FEBRUARY FORECAST

Some newsletters bring ye news of what is—but in the Scriptorium, to end every month, we bring news of WHAT SHALL BE. Read on for the choicest items from my latest augury…

• This February’s overall aura is SLUDGE. Expect sludge in all forms—mud, muck, slime, quicksand, &c. She with the widest shoes shall be best-equipped to navigate this trying, trudging time.

• A celebrity couple shall break up. But, in a massive surprise, a CELEBRITY POLYCULE shall form—by the end of February, it shall mutate into a CELEBRITY PRIVATE EQUITY FUND.

• More war. One need not be a wizard to foresee this, unfortunately.

• Kisses. KISSES. TOO MANY KISSES?

• St. Valentine’s Day shall bring with it an unusual chocolate—unlooked for, but NOT UNWELCOME. Seize it!

• Lucky numbers: 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, & 14.

• Would like to again stress the sheer volume of SLUDGE that awaits. Obtain galoshes, swiftly!

THUS ENDETH THE FIRST FORECAST. I hope this foreknowledge proves useful—& I hope ye shall join us Friday at 8PT for our BLOOD BOWLING show!

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Gratias ago, & see ye Friday!
Cheers,
Amoenus Franco