Billiens

Bright Wednesday to ye, mortals! I bring news—this Friday, we shall present BILLIENS. We have answered a distress call, which brought us to a ruin full of ancient eggs that may hold a resource powerful enough to END AVARICE! Plus—we met two adorable new companions, played by HUNTER & SHAMMY, whom we believe will be on all of our adventures from now on! Be there Friday 8PT for BILLIENS!

The InstaGoblins put together an especial bonus poster for this episode—I know not why, for surely this shall be a normal show where nothing scary happens?

The InstaGoblins also put together this synopsis—they dictated it to our new friends. Most unusual behavior; they rarely spend their brief lives compiling marketing materials. Ah, well! Probably not worth dwelling upon. I am sure the unsettling, almost sarcastic tone, is merely a result of the InstaGoblins not understanding the high & refined & worthy art of writing advertisement, & I am sure nothing truly sinister is in the air, despite all the green miasma that is in the air:

SYNOPSIS

In the heart of the Shattered Empire, the crew of a wizard talk show make an unscheduled stop in a barren & desolate ruin. They encounter a fun set of eggs, plus two cheery new friends. Nothing scary happens, nobody gets hurt, & no monsters nor CEOs appear. As each of the crew members enjoys the evening—fun by fun—the final confrontation between sorcery & talk showery culminates in a delightful, non-explosive conclusion.

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

& a bit of good news—we received our contract for the Idyllwild ren faire! ‘Tis all confirmed now, HUZZAH!

I shall write ye Saturday with a fresh dispatch—which shall not be an issue, for there is no danger awaiting us! Join us there Friday at 8PT for BILLIENS! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & [ALIEN NOISE]

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Curious About That Big Wet Egg Over There