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Behold, the June Forecast!
Wisdom from beyond the Veil of TIme...
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MORTALS—I have not forgotten ye! Under cover of night at the Yosemite faire, I stepped through dimensions into my Calendarium. June is upon us, & I cannot in good conscience allow ye to greet it uninformed! Read on for the choicest bits of my divinations:
This June's overall aura is MILKY QUARTZ. Prepare for long, awkward duels; unexpected momentum; & confusing flirtation.
This month shall see the brief return of emo-goth neo-swing. Beware the rise of the Corpse Poppin’ Daddies!
The Power Rangers will reveal themselves to the world, at a Trump Rally. Nobody will be happy.
Beware the ballet—more than usual!
ATTENTION, ATTENTION: CHARLIE, SEVEN, WALTZ. CHARLIE, SEVEN, WALTZ.
A poodle shall testify against Dogald Trump, who shall be declared a Bad Boy. His supporters respond by giving him treats.
Spiders, spiders, everywhere, & not a drop to drink.
Lucky numbers: 12, 21, ½
A certain wizard shall have his birthday! Gifts, accepted.
I beg ye put this knowledge to use, mortals! I sacrificed two meat pies to the world tree to acquire it. I shall write ye again Monday with tales from the faire, & then on Friday, the SEASON SIX PREMIERE! What new adventures await? COME AND SEE. Until then, be safe, be well, & HAPPY PRIDE.
Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Junomancer
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