From the Art-Chives: Nixonburger

GREETINGS from our tent at the Shasta Renaissance & Fantasy Faire! We spent a long day chanting & divining & entertaining—but I would never leave my dear readers in the lurch! Please enjoy this piece from the Art-Chives, when I concocted the repulsive NIXONBURGER© on behalf of the shadowy Alchemi-Burger™ conglomerate. Want a bite? Or three…?

I shall write ye Monday with all the juicy details & pictures of our faire adventure! ‘Til then, be safe, be well, & TIP MIGHTILY 🧙‍♂️

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Ren Faire-At-Be