Arcane Ascension: Recap & Speculation

O, MORTALS! Last night marked, I think, our most magnificent season premiere yet! Laughs by the bushel, much dark financial knowledge from Bel-Cash-Zzar (including the value of water), & crucial advice for any modern king. Missed the marvels? To Twitch, swiftly, for the replay!

If ye saw the episode, ye know well: this season, we seek ARCANE ASCENSION. As mortal society descends into hot-blooded chaos, we must needs EMPOWER. Empower ourselves to survive, to thrive, & to empower our allies to thrive. Next week, we shall delve the depths of this castle to plunder its treasures, AND—we welcome the long-awaited return of CYNTHIA WEATHERWAX! What new wood-skills shall she impart? We shall see!

In the meantime, tell me, if ye could ascend, if ye could “level up” some skill or power ye have, what would it be? & to what end? More strength, to heft hay bales or open jars? Agility, to reach farther or kiss faster? Knowledge of spells? The ability to not need a list at the greengrocer’s? TELL ME! & mayhap by the end of the season, it shall be so…

Thank ye to all who joined us last night, to those who chanted with us at the past two weekends of ren faires, to all who have joined this Scriptorium, & to the wondrous folk who can & do spare $5 monthly here to support our works! Expect fresh art & a new adventure come Monday, mortals! Be safe, be well, & remember: ‘tis fucking water.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Water-Underestimator