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- Another Ostarish Morning
Cackling with our piratical pals
May the Sun shine kindly upon ye, mortals! We rejoiced ebulliently last night, across centuries, with Saltina+Klarg, & Cynthia, & the Ducklings Three—if ye missed the revelry, speed now to the replay & catch up instanter!
Below—find friendly & dire warnings for our dear sponsor, Big Bowl of Pills, which we simply legally had no time to air during the show:
DO NOT TAKE PILLSMAZUMAB™
Do not ingest Big Bowl of Pills while pregnant
Do not ingest Big Bowl of Pills while intending to be pregnant
Do not ingest Big Bowl of Pills
Big Bowl of Pills may result in, wow, I didn’t think he’d die like that?
Big Bowl of Pills may cause heartburn, diarrhea, or, to be very clear: extreme death
Is anyone still reading this list? If so, I beg of ye, do NOT ingest “Big Bowl of Pills,” no matter how many times RFK Jr. recommends it.
The drug is “Unh?” & the gender is “Wuh?”
Overall, mortals, I believe we may declare the show a RESOUNDING SUCCESS! We appreciate, as ever, all who watched along with us. And, to the Wicingum who troth their coin to us, we ne’er may show appreciation enow!
I shall write ye Monday, thrillfully, with fresh art & a tale. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & LABOUR ON!
Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Mega-Luddite
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