An Ominous Banker's Warning

Good evening, mortals! Thank ye for joining us last night! If ye missed a particularly grim dual-layered monologue—if ye missed our tribute to Dolly Parton—if ye missed a sinister & theatrical warning from Shadowlands Fed Chairman Scar—behold the replay, right here!

Despite the malicious machinations of the Federal Reserve’s network of villains, we did secure many treasures last night! A double-potted rainbow, which we may use to always find each other; two globi cruciger with fresh onion rings; the Yam of Centrality; & of course we snagged Richard Twixon! Our collection grows in number & power, huzzah!

PLUS—as promised, I flogged several InstaGoblins into swiftly editing & publishing a sponsor video from last night! Ye demanded it, & they suffered miserably to please ye. Let their sacrifices not be in vain! Tap thy foot along to Johnny Cash’s “Boy Named Kohl’s,” now on You-Tube & all of our other so-called “social media”:

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & start practicing thy yam-farming…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Grotto Enthusiast