An Intrafractamagnamonologue

A fine Saturday to ye, mortals! Last night, reluctantly, we bumped every single guest, as we became mired in the quicksand of MONOLOGUERY. Without our expert hexologist Cynthia, our monologues became distorted, strange, many-layered—’tis difficult to explain, so why not review the replay, an ye missed out?

As professionals, despite the fact that each mortal in the audience seemed to have the time of their lives, we feel a tragic need to apologize for bumping our guests. Please, reluctantly, scroll below for our formal apology:

Dear [Elminster / Necromantic Rival to Summersbane / Ghost of Lloyd Bridges / Andy Serkis (out of costume (out of character))),

We here at WizWorld LIVE (a Bel-Cash-Zzar company (part of the Cashie™ family of brands)) apologize wholeheartedly if events conspired to result in a so-called “bump” of thy appearance on WizWorld LIVE.

Please note that, while no legal liability may be assumed, the hosts extend their deepest apologies & invite ye to return to the show as soon as thy calendar permits (in addition to our calendar permitting (also whether ‘tis Christmas)).

Seasonal apologies & lack of liabilities,
InstaGoblin Legal LLP

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye to all who tuned in live to the show, & we thank especial those generous beings who can & do support our works with coin! We are humbled by the number of “bits,” et “tips,” et “subs,” et “hot dogs,” which we received last night—each pfennig reinvested into improving the show!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & be mindful of which monologo-level ye live on. Is it time to wrap up? Or time to dive deeper…?

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Writer, Wizard, Cohost of Mageocracy Now!