An Extended Stay in Hell

SO, in Hell, we all find ourselves. ‘Tis up to us, then, to find a way to make the place livable, ne? Prince Orcus, our Demon Lord & friend, had some ideas, which predictably involve the BLOOD WAR (Blood War). Paddy shared some insights &…hope? If ye missed out, catch the replay!

Next week, BEL-CASH-ZZAR returns! Below, for thy reference, please find 10 (of 100) Hell Commandments:

THE TEN HELL COMMANDMENTS

1. Do not cross the street

2. If ye have a gun, ye must fire it recklessly.

3. Ask before touching someone.

4. Ye shall always see gore—blood & guts all over the floor.

5. Gotta feel sly.

6. Everyone is evil.

7. Do NOT speak of Heaven.

8. Good things only happen if ye make them happen.

9. Ye must “keep it fine.”

10. Back to 1

The irony, of course, being that Hell is a place in favor of breaking commandments & rules…but we all must prepare for an unyielding tide of nonsense, so this makes for a fine start!

Thank ye to all who watched with us last night, to the enlightened readers of the Scriptorium, & to the most generous mortals who support our works with donations, Bits, subscriptions, & upgrades here in the Scriptorium!

Monday, I shall write ye with some thoughts & art on the nature of Power. Until then—be safe, be well, & be on the lookout for anyone who may need thy help.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Hell Resident