This week, mortals, we traverse a perilous portion of the Demonweb, in ABYSS TO BUILD A DREAM ON! Summersbane & I stumbled into the SPIDER’S SOMNARIUM, where dreams are currency & only the waking may pay the toll…PLUS, Cynthia returns! Missing this show would be a nightmare—but! I bring not only PROMO; also, PROPHECY.

Some July yet remains, which means I stepped aside the Demonweb into my Calendarium for…

THE JULY FORECAST

MORTALS—forgive the lateness of my scrying! Between trawling the Abyss, & dodging mortars on “Independence Day,” I found myself waylaid attempting to access my Calendarium. July is upon us, & but I cannot in good conscience allow ye to wander its remainder in ignorance! Read on for the choicest bits of my divinations, some of which have already come true:

• This July’s overall aura is WAVY HEAT LINES. Seek shade, water, relief of any kind. July is a month to be OVERCOME.

• Beware strangers offering HOT FOOD this month. They be agents of MUSPELHEIM, seeking to feed their horrid flame-lord SURTR.

• Do NOT voyage to THE BOARDWALK. The Lizard-Men have lain their annual clutch beneath its sands, & only a FOOL would CROSS THEM.

• A member of the GERONTOCRACY shall upset many, by refusing to LEAVE POLITICS. The fact that this prophecy could apply to multiple mortals, is THE PROBLEM. (note: already has come true)

• KISSES, kisses, everywhere, but not a drop to SNEEZE.

• Beware the announcement of a CELEBRITY COUPLE; their wedding provides cover for a DARK RITUAL—one sponsored by WAL*MART.

• If the WRENCH falls, so goes AZERBAIJAN. Defend it at ALL COSTS.

• A POLICEMAN shall KILL SOMEONE. (note: already has come true)

• Lucky numbers & weather: 101, 102, 124, ERROR

This I saw, before the Demonweb seized me once more! May this wisdom be of aid, in surviving unjolly July. I hope ye join us Friday at 8PM Pacific, for ABYSS TO BUILD A DREAM ON! Cynthia needs ye—& the Spider’s Somnarium needs dreams…until then! Thank ye to all who read, thank ye to all who watch, & thank ye especial-much to those who can & do spend $5 monthly to support our works!

Be safe, be well, & be aware that thine unhoused neighbors need water & shade as well.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Sweating