A Truly Pleasant Mabon

Good afternoon, mortals! Thank ye for joining us last night, on our first show back from the mountain! If ye missed our fantabulous ren faire re-cap—if ye missed creatures attempting to drag us into complex intrigue—if ye missed a jolly song about delicious sea-food—behold the replay, right here!

I hope ye may gently welcome the equinox on the morrow, & I hope the darker half of the year brings those in the Northern Hemisphere some relief from the oil-fueled misery of Summer.

& for those wondering—those two creatures who attempted to interrupt us, were apparently from LIVERPOOL. They represented warring factions of troglodytes; one, from their billionaire class, & the other, from the oppressed poor. It seems they use discarded cigarettes as money? Truly, I could not comprehend why they had money at all.

We taught the poor one how to construct a guillotine, & considered the matter resolved. HUZZAH.

PLUS—as promised, I flogged several InstaGoblins into swiftly editing & publishing a sponsor video from last night! Ye demanded it, & they suffered miserably to please ye. Let their sacrifices not be in vain! Sing along with the not-grim-at-all instant-classic “Shells by Tom,” now on You-Tube & all of our other so-called “social media”:

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & a pleasant Mabon to all…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Autumnally-Inclined