A Legal Encounter of the IP Kind

A woeful Wednesday mortals—we suffer LITIGATORY ATTACK! At great expense & after much effort, we captured the last remaining Billien last week—only to suffer A LEGAL ENCOUNTER OF THE IP KIND! The “owner” (LUX) of the “IP” that is the Billien, apparently, hath confounded us in a magickally- & legally-binding manner? Come file an amicus brief for us FRIDAY AT 8PT!

In the meantime…know ye of any barristers or magisters versed in the laws of the Shattered Empire? The only attorney we know—the one whose shoddy work resulted in my disastrous alimony agreement centuries ago—hath less than zero applicable knowledge, & we cannot afford his fees at this moment anyhow.

Find here the notice we received:

Not since our battles with J.K. Rowling have we faced such stern legal condemnation! & the temerity to demand we leave a review? What INSOLENCE. What ARROGANCE. This shall not stand, mortals! We SHALL break this vile hex, we SHALL cure Mister Neelix, & we SHALL overcome this “IP rights holder!” THIS I VOW.

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye to all who contribute to our litigatorial defense fund, in these trying times.

I shall write ye Saturday, after—I presume—we emerge victorious from A LEGAL ENCOUNTER OF THE IP KIND! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & be wary of ravens bearing binding litigatory notice…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Unable To Comment On Ongoing Litigation