2026 Must Be Conquered!

Good evening, mortals! Last night, we securely entombed 2025, behind a double-wall of memories—both good & ill. Thank ye to all who helped us complete the ritual! If ye missed out—catch the replay right here!

At the bottom of this dispatch, I have included the completed 2026 BINGO CARD, as designed by our coven together on the New Year’s Eve broadcast from Wednesday!

With 2025 safely immured for all time, we now face the yawning gulf of misery known as 2026. We must not let ‘26 escape unscathed—we must not let it defeat us! Let us strike first, & seize the year by its craven spine! LET THIS YEAR WRITHE BENEATH OUR YOKE! VAE VICTO,2026!

The Yuletide Adventure shall conclude on Monday, the last day of Christmastide!

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye most especially to those generous mortals who supported our works with so much coin this year. ‘Tis humbling, & having those resources has made our lives unquestionably easier.

I shall write ye Monday with the final moments of my Yuletide Adventure! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & be ready to ransack this year with me!

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Another Year Tireder